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Hey, Mastodon fediverse!

@koyu helped me set this up on my server yesterday because I'm a huge fan of decentralisation and she's just awesome. 😍

I'm looking for some great content to follow on Mastodon going forwards. I do like development, motor sports and want to get back in to anime/cartoons again too...

Proper introduction probably coming your way when I get the creativity @koyu has. πŸ˜…

Oh damn it's been a while since I've been on here... πŸ˜†


I passed my probation at work today and I couldn't be happier.

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new years resolution? having the self-confidence of mario and place my name in front of all activities i do. elle tennis. elle party. elle smash.

Somehow managed to get through today with under 2 hours worth of sleep... but god damn, never again. Which DLC do I get to ensure no more sleepless nights?

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Working on two hours of sleep because my dumbass couldn't sleep until like 5:30AM 😭

Depression, Feeling like a failure Show more

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Attn: people who think they can control other people's hair choices Show more

I've just re-read my status and it's recognisably English but I don't think I'll get too many glowing reviews from my third grade English tutor... might be a good time to lay off the beers πŸ˜…

ZOMBIE LAND SAGA Spoilers Show more


ZOMBIE LAND SAGA Spoilers Show more

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Republicans: β€œShe doesn’t know what she’s talking about!”

Also Republicans:


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I don't understand how Facebook can defend its actions, and I find it even more infuriating that yet again people don't seem to be phased by this extreme abuse of trust by yet another company that has put money and business above users. Projects like Mastodon are what the "mainstream" social media fanatics need - but at this rate... don't deserve.

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The New York Times reports Facebook gave Microsoft, Amazon, Spotify, Netflix, Apple, Yandex, Yahoo and others far more access to users' data than previously admitted, including access to private messages:

There is never going to be a better time to #DeleteFacebook, the violations are only going to get worse.

If you know someone who wants to try alternatives and needs a simple non-technical guide, try sending them this:

(via @bobstechsite)

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